Temple Jokes

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

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