Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
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When Jesus cleared the temple.
because he's a kaiju
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Nun.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
An idle worshiper.
Because 30 is too many!
Both ride bicycles and bust mission.
In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.
Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...
I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.
He's been living under The Rock.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
Because he cleaned out the vault.
The vaults!
A: Change.
2: I'm a big fan.
The J'accusi
In A minor.
