Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
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When Jesus cleared the temple.
because he's a kaiju
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Nun.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
An idle worshiper.
He got a taste of religion.
Godfrey
Manuel labour.
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He wanted to finally get respecced.
He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends
Because Jesus WEPt.
Because he was crossed.
Klaustrophobic
Clearly not this one!
I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.
It's part of the nervous system.
Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!
A nun with a spear through her head.
They have two heads.
