Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
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When Jesus cleared the temple.
because he's a kaiju
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Nun.
The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
An idle worshiper.
He's taking over the Poles.
Because he left a residue at every pole.
If you find the right woman, you're complete.
Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
A cat.
No brains
Put him in a synagogue.
Because he made his rabbi a little cross.
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
Nun of your business
All of them.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
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