What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy!

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch