What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

What did one lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right! We do taste like chicken!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love

Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent