What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why are blondes like corn flakes?

A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.