What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast?

Ohmlettes

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks