I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.
Cancer.
Because the box said 2-4 years!
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
A: They're purr-fect!
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
Quacker Oats
Scrambled eggs =p
Velcro.
You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!
Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.
He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...
They are both more enjoyable with dates!
