What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

Comatoast!

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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What is a tampon's favorite food?

Scrambled egg

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.