What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...