What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

Comatoast!

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...