What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

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What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...