Scramble Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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What is a tampon's favorite food?

Scrambled egg

What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.

How does an abortion doctor like his eggs?

Scrambled.

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What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29