What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

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Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

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How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.