What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

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Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."