What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

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What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.