What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble