What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

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What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29