What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

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What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

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Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

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What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?

The Easter Barney!

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.