Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.