Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.