Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God?

Anoobis

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh