Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

What should I say?

Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not