Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

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Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh