Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

What do you call a gorilla in water?

Harambait.

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What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What do you call an Egyptian spine manipulator?

A Cairo-practor