Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

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What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....