Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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I came. I saw. I concurred.

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

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What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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An Allarma

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They both spit fire

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What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

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