Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!"

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.