What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a water on a baby deer?

fondue

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

Personality Jokes More Personality Jokes

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!