What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

Personality Jokes More Personality Jokes

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.