What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.