What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are gold fish orange ?

The water makes them rusty !

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

Why do Asians prefer Sony?

Because it's a stereo type

Personality Jokes More Personality Jokes

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.