What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

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What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Personality Jokes More Personality Jokes

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.