How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Where do man-splainers get their water?

From a well, actually...

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What kid blows you and gets you all wet?

El Nio

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.