How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.