How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...