How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

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How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.