How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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How do you sink a French battleship?

Put it in water.

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

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What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.