How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

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What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!