Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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There's no point to it

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They both have an alge-bra.

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You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.