Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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What is yellow and wears a mask?

A: The Lone Lemon.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

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What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...