Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...