Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

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What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.