Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!