What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.