What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.