What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear?

A cheeseburka

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.