What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.