Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

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Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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What kind of car does a viking drive?

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Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.