What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

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What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What did one Viking war paint say to the other?

Poly, you're a Thane.

What do you call a viking cemetary?

A grey fjord.