What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord