What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again