What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What do you call a viking cemetary?

A grey fjord.

What did one Viking war paint say to the other?

Poly, you're a Thane.