What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

A: They can both drive you crazy.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week