What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.