You can steal a car but you can't drive it.
The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.
He fry through it!
She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
Pupil : It's stolen !
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
