What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What do you call a quiet asian?

Silent-li

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.