You can steal a car but you can't drive it.
Joaquin
flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
Because she can't drive for sh*t.
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.
Sum Ting Wong.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
They came in like a wrecking ball.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
