What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Who won the Asian cooking contest?

It was a Thai!

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.