What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon