Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.