Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.