Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark?

Racist

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?

Because the poor didn't have any !