Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

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Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.