Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

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What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.