Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood