Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl