Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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Why don't you have kids?

points to dead cactus*

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper