Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!