Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married?

Fiancee

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper