Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper