Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper