Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper