Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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An angry wopper.

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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Because she married Mr. Softy!

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper