Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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Sea-sections

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper