Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

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What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Why couldn't the Dairy Queen have any kids?

Because she married Mr. Softy!

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper