He didn't wrap his Whopper
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An angry wopper.
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
Because you have to court her before you pound her.
Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King
Illiterate (il-lit-erate)
She doesn't
Irrelevant.
Wait at a buzz stop !
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
They are both run by red-headed clowns.
The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper
A girl has no name.
I replied "It's hard to keep track."
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
G:"I'm on both."
Server Not Found.
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Because the Force Awakens