Burger King Jokes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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The old one was made of steal.

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Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Immigrants

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

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Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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Because he was Russian.