What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Spanish Man Jokes More Spanish Man Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe?

Robeerto.

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .