What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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Which Spanish superhero has three wives?

Amor-Man

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

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What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

Why are black people always wrong?

They have no rights.

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...

What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

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What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre