What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

Why do Spanish tests take so long?

Because of all the ese questions.

What do you call s'mores in Spanish?

S'mas

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

Spanish Man Jokes More Spanish Man Jokes

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Custody Jokes More Custody Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .