What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?

JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

Spanish Man Jokes More Spanish Man Jokes

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Custody Jokes More Custody Jokes

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Padre Jokes More Padre Jokes

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .