What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

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Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome