What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

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How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

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What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"