What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

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SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

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The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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He lost his hearing.

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Max

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She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser?

Chrome