What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

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Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes?

Sweet Pee

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.