Diabetes Jokes

What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes?

Sweet Pee

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Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery?

Because you didn't know they had it.

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

What does BoB have Now?

He have diabetes

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

What does Max have now?

Diabetes.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"

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