What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !