What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

Previous Random Joke Next

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who is driving the car?

The police.

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.