Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

because they were a rip off

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over?

Dough Nuts

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What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.