A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)
Poverty
What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.
It lives on ice !
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
Diddly squat.