A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
You rub them the wrong way
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
Diddly squat.
