What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What's the difference between A pope and THE pope?

bout tree fiddy.

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.