What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.