What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

A: Terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.