How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

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Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.