How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

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What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent