One. But he gets three hours credit.
Yarn.
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
A stalemate.
