How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

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How many reddit offices does it take to screw you in a light bulb?

yishan

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

What do you call a tenor with erectile problems?

Flacido Domingo.