How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.