How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers?

They're all too afraid of change.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.