Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."

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How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."