Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.