Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)