Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)