Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.