Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.