Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.