Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.