Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

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Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)