Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.