Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

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How much poutine was left after the hockey game?

Nunavet

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

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What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.