Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins