Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats