Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

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What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats