Paradise Jokes

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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Why did Paul Walker die?

His name wasn't Paul Driver.

How is she now ?

She's fine. But the dog died.

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What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

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What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost"

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins