Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.