Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.