What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium