What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!