What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

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What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium

What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium