Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

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Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know