Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

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What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.