Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.