Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite song?

Shake It Off

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?

A bare hare.

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What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues