Whoa did you hear that?
Ayyee essay, where are you going
Two Birds!
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
A: It was an oakcident.
Run!
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
