What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

Seen but not heard

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

What is it that bats can do but badgers can't?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!