What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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What is it that bats can do but badgers can't?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.