Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

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Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

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What is it that bats can do but badgers can't?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

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What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.