Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.