Three, two to die and one to never get over it.
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When you're a billionaire.
When he's a billionaire.
You start as a billionaire
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
When you marry her as a billionaire.
Neighbor
because he doesn't want to be spotted
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.
Cha Ching
Cha-Ching
His life improved after he met the rock.
They're always picking on him.
A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
A millionaire.
About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!
You cry when you cut up an onion.
Because it is an acre.
Both have a very expensive retainer.