What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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What deity has the worst teeth?

Tartarus

What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.