What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

Why is 4840 square yards like a bad tooth ?

Because it is an acre.