What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What deity has the worst teeth?

Tartarus

Why is 4840 square yards like a bad tooth ?

Because it is an acre.