Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

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Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese