Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Grill Cheese Jokes More Grill Cheese Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?