Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

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What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.