Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.