Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.