Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

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Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Sle Jokes More Sle Jokes

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.