What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

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What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.