What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

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Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!