That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.
2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
Two flutists playing in unison.
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
Czarcasm.
Ben Ching.
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2nd base.
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."
Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share
Because he was born in a barn.
Starving.
Because he "pulled a few strings"!
When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.
Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
Gross
