That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.
2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
Two flutists playing in unison.
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
Czarcasm.
Ben Ching.
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2nd base.
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
Bye Son (Bison)
Because every day is a sadder-day.
A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'
A bear faced lyre !
Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!
They go back four seconds.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Irish handcuffs.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
Bud.
One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.
Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
Why should you There's a clock on the oven.
A Popsicle.
A. Lesbi-hens